Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and I asked if it looked infected, he said maybe I should put some alcohol on it, alcohol! ALCOHOL? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “IM STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT”
(Source: br0crastinator, via hashbury-deactivated20120806)